Friday, 2 March 2012

English: The Official or “show-off”-icial language of pakistan

That day I had an opportunity to watch a program on television and I found one girl to be quite an interesting “creature”. The moment she caught hold of the mike, the very moment she caught me up in a trance. After hearing her melodiously accented voice I kept on thinking “Why in the world would someone talk in English when it was clearly it’s a show in Urdu???” and from that moment on I kept on thinking may be English has slowly and gradually, well not that slowly but still, changed or rather transformed from being the “official” language to becoming the most widely used language for show-off.
Have you ever noticed how the younger lot, whenever you meet them, try to converse in as much English as they possibly can? If you notice now a days the youth seems to be using a set of words including “basically”, “literally”, “obviously”, “loser”, “dude” and a long list of other words that one would most widely and abundantly find in the old Hollywood movies or in English cartoons. Not that I’m saying that the youth is turning into cartoons, I mean that would be just wrong, wouldn’t it?
So, carrying on, today you would find all the younger lot trying to use as much English in their conversations as they possibly can. They kind of glow up whenever they meet a person who starts in English like may be it is a dream come true for them. And the moment they start off you would hear a humungous variety of accents each different in its own beautiful and charming way, mostly freaking out the person that they are talking to i.e. in the case of the other one being a poor soul of my type who uses English just to get through this cruel phase for “official” purposes. The thing to notice is how proud they feel when they talk in English, just by the way they move their hands and roll their eyes, you can actually tell that they feel very heightened that may be just may be they are putting up quite an impression on the person in front of them.
Do not take the impression that I am an “English hater” of some sort but today we have made it a medium of conversation not for “official” purposes but for the sole purpose of feeding the inner fantasy that we or well, a lame blame, globalization has gifted us that may be if we speak in English it might make us look more educated and of a status higher than that of others. Truly, English is the language that can be spoken by the educated class only, i.e. in the countries having local or native languages other than English or a form of English, but it does not in any way mean that it has become dreadfully important for us to use English as a medium of communication even normally. We have forgotten the fact that in our countries the number of people who can speak English or even understand it for that matter is very less, this leading to the sheer impression of show-off to those people who belong to the clan of people who can not speak that good of English.
Keeping in touch with our own culture and own native languages would, if not impress the so called educated class, at least raise us in terms of our own culture because even if we try as hard as possible to run away from who we are we can not and according to me, and I know a lot of other people, these days English is not being used as a mode of communication for office but rather for the sole purpose of showing to other people that we do belong to the upper hierarchy!!